Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Mr Frowny's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
12:10 pm	From http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-an-Orange Unlike an apple, you cannot simply dig your teeth into a delicious orange. It takes some work to get to the juicy fruit, but in the end it is always worth it! Steps 1. Select the ripest orange from the bunch. 2. Be sure to wash it with diligence. You never can be sure what type of pesticides were used. Rinsing it under some water is sure to do the trick. 3. Place some paper towels as protection around the surrounding areas. This can be a messy process. 4. Dig a metal teaspoon into the peel and tear a bit of it off. The spoon will make removing the outer peel very clean and easily done. 5. Continue moving the spoon along the underside of the orange peel until all the peel has all been removed. 6. After all the skin is cleared off, you can throw the outer peel away. 7. Now prepare yourself to enjoy a delicious treat! 8. Pull one of the wedges apart from the rest of orange, and place it into your mouth. While chewing, it may be best to remove the seeds found in the orange. 9. Be careful of juicy squirts, but an orange is something to be appreciated. Tips * Wash hands and orange before attempting to eat. * Beware of squirting orange juice. * Be careful not to choke on the seeds found in the orange. * Peel all the white stuff off, the orange will taste better that way. Things You'll Need * One ripe orange * one metal teaspoon * Two hands * Paper towel (optional) * A hungry tummy. OH THE HUMANITY ORANGITY! (Comment on this)
Friday, May 5th, 2006
5:16 pm	Hello, I'm Mr Frowny, and I'm a slight manic depressive who can't handle his liquor. I'm a 64 year old orange from Orange. I like hanging with my posse. And hating bananas. Stupid bastards with their yellowness and use for masturbatory purposes. You'd never use an orange would you, oh no! Well that sounds like discrimination to me! And banana splits! When was the last time you saw a desert named after an orange? The only thing bananas are good for is... is nothing! They suck. Kill them all. Banana smoothies all round! Before I finish, I'll have to thank Jess, for stalking me and taking photos (and then giving them to me instead of selling them to Woman's Day) as well as Ben, who acts as my typist as well as translator, as I have a condition that causes me to lapse into fits of pig latin I think that's about it... now let's all go down to the pub and get smashed! (Comment on this)